When is the worst time to get Cancer?

North of the equator.

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How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

What's the difference between feminists and cancer?

Cancer reproduces itself.

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When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

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What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast