Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

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Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

How does ISIS cool down in the summer time?

In a blow up pool

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

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Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!"

Fault Jokes More Fault Jokes

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.