Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

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What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar?

They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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What do you call an angry, seafaring mathematician?

rate!!!

How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

Whats it called when you give a dolphin food for it to do a trick?

Squid Pro Quo

Why can't you trick an unemployed jester?

Because he's nobody's fool!

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What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.