Mafia Boss Jokes

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

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What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

Organize Crime Jokes More Organize Crime Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

Aquarium Jokes More Aquarium Jokes

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did the depressed pimp want for his birthday?

to be alone with his thots

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.