He was sleeping with the fishes.
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Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
John Goty
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.
He glances over his shoulder.
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.
I'll post the answer tomorrow.
Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.
Because they speak English.
A francophony
One's organized.
Wedding rings
Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)
A: It depends on the age.
ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.
