What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?

All sorts of antics !

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What do you get when you cross a dairy farmer with someone who moulds and fires clay?

A dairy potter.

Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

To

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Why do ants rarely, if ever, get sick?

Because of their tiny little anty bodies.

What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

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Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?

All sorts of antics !

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro