What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator?

A con descending.

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Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

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When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."