What do you call a high security U.S. prison in China?

Wonton-amo Bay

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Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

What sound does a doorbell make in China?

ping pong.

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.