They insist that the fit could be better.
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They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.
Because it cantaloupe.
Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.
Because they just cantaloupe.
The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.
Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.
When a woman doesn't agree with them.
Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/
The Pizza Hut guy can't find me.
A San Diego
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
A: A decade Ba dum tish.
the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."
A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.
God doesn't think he's a police officer.
Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.
Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.
DogMa
THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!
Because they aren't capitalist
Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.
Your looking Sharp!
