Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

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Why don't blondes like M&ampMs?

They're so damned hard to peel.

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

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What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

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Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.