What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

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What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds?

One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.

How long do chickens work ?

Around the cluck !

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What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time?

Aye, there's the wub"

What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

Baltimore Jokes More Baltimore Jokes

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

What's the number for Baltimore chiropractic services?

9-1-2001

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Why are the cops in Ferguson Steelers fans?

Bullet train!

How do I know you're not a cop?

If I was a cop, how would I have this " *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good