What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

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Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.

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What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

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What do you call a riot in Baltimore?

Target practice.

What do you get when you burn Baltimore?

Baltiless

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What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.