What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window.

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A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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Why did Kevin's Ice cream fall down?

Because he was hit by a truck

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him !