Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

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Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

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What's grey and never needs ironing ?

A drip dry elephant !

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

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What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had