What's the difference between a book and a Mexican?

A book has papers.

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What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

What's the difference between a tumblrite and a coprolite?

Their age.

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What do you call a Mexican Miget?

A paragraph Cause he's to small to be an ess

What do you call a Mexican garden hose in Canada?

Joseh

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What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

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What is the oldest joke in the book?

The first one written

What time should you book dental appointments for?

2:30 (Tooth hurty!)