What's the difference between a book and a Mexican?

A book has papers.

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What's the difference between batman and a black person?

Batman can go to the store without robin'

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

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How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

Which video game do Mexicans play the most?

Borderlands

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What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

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What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.