Put sheet music in front of him
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He kept trying to tune her G string.
Pay for the pizza.
2 . One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".
Give him sheet music.
Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."
Neither of them practice.
Give him the sheet music.
Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.
A pizza can feed a family of four.
Take off the pizza delivery sign.
You remove the pizza delivery sign! Hahahahaaa..ha
A: A-cue-stick.
It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
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A turk.
A fish
Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
D'oh-ta 2
I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.
They both sell G-strings
Under the soap
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A calendar has dates.
