How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

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What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

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What do Catholics and guitar players have in common?

Neither of them practice.

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

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How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.