How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos?

Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.

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What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

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Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

What do you call four condoms who play music together?

A rubber band.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

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How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos?

Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.

What does Marshawan Lynch use to keep himself calm before the big game?

Marsh-Mellows