How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos?

Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.

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What sits in the middle of the world wide web ?

A very very big spider !

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The e-quator.

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A mouse organ !

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What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

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Not even, homes

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How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos?

Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.

What does Marshawan Lynch use to keep himself calm before the big game?

Marsh-Mellows