Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

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Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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What do you call an exploding box?

Your new Note 7 package

What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar