Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

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Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

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What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

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Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?

It's the Hemming way.

How long can 7 ride 8?

Til infinity.

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What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The nba

Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.