Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

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What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

Remarry

What do you say to a broken Xbox One?

Nothing, you already said it twice.

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How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

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What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia

What, over in 6 seconds?

No, with 8 black men and a gun."

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!