Gotham City Jokes

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

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What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

What happens after it rains in gotham city?

a waynebow.

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What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

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What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

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Why do Native Americans make good strippers?

No matter where they are, they'll always make it rain when they dance.

What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!

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What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

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What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat?

It was capsaicin.

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What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

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How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed?

WASWAS!