What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!

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Why are gangstas afraid of the rain?

Cuz they roofless.

Why do Native Americans make good strippers?

No matter where they are, they'll always make it rain when they dance.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily