What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!

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What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

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Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!