How do you know a wood pieces history?

You check its logbook

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What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it"

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly