Chore Jokes

How many chores can horny maids do?

70. Cooking and 69.

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What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores?

Because slavery is illegal.

What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.