How many chores can horny maids do?

70. Cooking and 69.

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Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.

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Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?

She was maid in France !

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Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

What's the hardest number to say?

70 because after 69 your mouth's full.

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What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores?

Because slavery is illegal.

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What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

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