How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

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How many Northern Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

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What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

What do the Welsh like to do in their private time?

Oh, sorry guys. It would've been a baaaaaa-d joke.

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What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

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What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.

How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.