How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

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How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

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How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

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Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

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Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

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What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.

How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs?

Tickled.