Subscriber Jokes

How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

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Why haven't any subscribers to r/TheRedPill played Overwatch yet?

They don't play the beta.

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs?

Tickled.

What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.

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Beta Jokes More Beta Jokes

Why haven't any subscribers to r/TheRedPill played Overwatch yet?

They don't play the beta.

Why are there no awards for excellence in betas?

Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.

Rib Jokes More Rib Jokes

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

Maintain Jokes More Maintain Jokes

What's the difference between polite conversation and an erection?

I can maintain polite conversation.

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

Hypochondriac Jokes More Hypochondriac Jokes

What do you call someone with March Madness who doesn't even like basketball?

A hypochondriac

Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

Askreddit Jokes More Askreddit Jokes

What is your favorite one or two line joke?

X-Post from AskReddit) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/32df3n/whatisyourfavoriteonetotwolinejoke/ There were some funny jokes in there

How does Sean Connery ask for Worchestershire sauce?

x-post from askreddit) Worsheshershershosh.

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.