None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.
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They don't play the beta.
Both think the shorter the better.
Tickled.
Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.
JUST ICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!
What arrr ya buncha pirates or sumthin?
Because jokes are the white man's burden."
Because it's playing dead.
So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.
A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.
Alien vs. Predator
Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.
Hardware breaks if you maintain it.
One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.
One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.
You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.
If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.
One minds the train the other trains the mind.