Subscriber Jokes

How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

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Why haven't any subscribers to r/TheRedPill played Overwatch yet?

They don't play the beta.

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs?

Tickled.

What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.

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Beta Jokes More Beta Jokes

Why are there no awards for excellence in betas?

Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.

Why haven't any subscribers to r/TheRedPill played Overwatch yet?

They don't play the beta.

Offensive Joke Jokes More Offensive Joke Jokes

What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

Why do people make offensive jokes about inbreeding?

It's retarded.

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

How did the thermal imaging camera warn the mountain-climber?

Isee cold."

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Askreddit Jokes More Askreddit Jokes

How does Sean Connery ask for Worchestershire sauce?

x-post from askreddit) Worsheshershershosh.

What is your favorite one or two line joke?

X-Post from AskReddit) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/32df3n/whatisyourfavoriteonetotwolinejoke/ There were some funny jokes in there

Rjoke Jokes More Rjoke Jokes

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

How is /r/jokes like the green movement?

Reuse and Recycle

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

Rib Jokes More Rib Jokes

How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.