Subscriber Jokes

How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

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Why haven't any subscribers to r/TheRedPill played Overwatch yet?

They don't play the beta.

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs?

Tickled.

What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.

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Overwatch Jokes More Overwatch Jokes

What happens when it hails in Overwatch?

JUST ICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!

Why haven't any subscribers to r/TheRedPill played Overwatch yet?

They don't play the beta.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?

UCLA

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

What do black people get on their math test?

Warning offensive!) Chicken grease.

Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

Rjoke Jokes More Rjoke Jokes

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

Offensive Joke Jokes More Offensive Joke Jokes

Why do people make offensive jokes about inbreeding?

It's retarded.

What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

Reader Jokes More Reader Jokes

How to keep a reader in suspense?

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

Beta Jokes More Beta Jokes

Why are there no awards for excellence in betas?

Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.

Why haven't any subscribers to r/TheRedPill played Overwatch yet?

They don't play the beta.