Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call 20 lesbians in a tree?

A Country

What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Who has scene a dinosaur?

No one! They're extinct!

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?

A polar bear.