Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ?

A: Because it was dead.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

A: Stegosaur-rust!

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?

A polar bear.

What does a Gorilla attorney study?

The Law of the jungle!