100 Certainty Jokes

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

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How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

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What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

Why are you here?

And Elsa answers: "Because they don't let me go."

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Where do you get sent if you have a brainfreeze?

The iceeu

WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free?

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!

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What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What do you calla brown guy that asks a lot of question?

A curry-ous guy

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

What's the diffrence between Math and Emos?

Math problems actually exist

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

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How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

What's up, Chad?

he'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro "

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How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

How can you tell if a post on r/Jokes is unoriginal?

It makes the front page.