Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.
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You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.
The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.
Because they are always in duh skies
They had a reptile dysfunction.
A full set of teeth
To keep an eye on the exit
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Not /r/movies.
Because you know they did it.
Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.
By sea-mail.
It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!
Because they don't exist.
Because chickens didn't exist yet.
100$ bill.
Afroturf.