Phelp Jokes

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

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How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

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He is a good breast-stroker.

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Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

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Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.