and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"
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I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.
He got fired.
She draws a smack!
Because freedom rings.
A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.
Walking.
Legs
You-neak up on it and shoot it. Credit: Grandpa Clifford
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
Phelps.
A pair of legs.
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.
You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!
Thirdperson.
Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.
The both came in a little behind