Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

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Runner Jokes More Runner Jokes

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

Criticize Jokes More Criticize Jokes

What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes.

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.