B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???
B's
You better C or you'll B
Women's Sports.
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.
Geometry.
Inception
A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"
With a sah, dude
A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Eggnog-stic.