What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

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B Jokes More B Jokes

What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?

He was Bjorn again

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

When a plant is sad, what do other plants do?

Photosympathize

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

Doubt Jokes More Doubt Jokes

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)