How do you hold your liqour?

I hold mine by the ears.

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What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers?

Because they won't hold a public erection.

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Why did Hellen Kellar burn her ear?

The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.

Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon