Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers?

Because they won't hold a public erection.

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How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

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Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit?

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Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers?

Because they won't hold a public erection.

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Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers?

Because they won't hold a public erection.