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A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.
Because they won't hold a public erection.
Nuts & bolts!
When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.
They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!
He was just minding his Ps and Qs.
A Pi-cashew
What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."
A: The place they are aiming at.
Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
Don't worry, I've got you covered.
A syntax error.
All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.
Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.
