They're shellfish in bed.
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A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.
Because they won't hold a public erection.
Nuts & bolts!
When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.
Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.
Stephen Hawking.
They both go over your head.
They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)
the torque
There's no such thing as negative energy"
I'm not letting you cook dinner again
One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.
Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
He never changes his position.
Loinback.
He was scared sheetless.
Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister