What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

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Why does Usain Bolt hate asians?

Because he is a racist.

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

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What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

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What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

What do you call a runner who hates every event but his own?

A raceist

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What do you call two women standing side by side?

Four abreast!

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.