What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

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What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use?

Sprint

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

Runner Jokes More Runner Jokes

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

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Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.