Lochte Jokes

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

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Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

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What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

Ryan Lochte Jokes More Ryan Lochte Jokes

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

What would people call Ryan Lochte if he went to jail?

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

What would you like to Instagram?

how waiters should greet people

Medale Jokes More Medale Jokes

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

Truth Jokes More Truth Jokes

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

Teammate Jokes More Teammate Jokes

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.