Ryan Lochte Jokes

What would people call Ryan Lochte if he went to jail?

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What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"

What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal?

GoldiLochtes

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What do a Cloudy Night and Dancing With The Stars have in common?

More than likely you won't see any stars.

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

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What in the world is this?

The bartender says, "Central Park."

How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

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What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?

In a high pressure cell

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What did the people say about the eccentric poo?

It was a little nutty.

How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish?

Adidos!

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What do you call an inspiring jerk session?

A stroke of genius!

What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

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How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

What are Turkish cattle best known for?

Mootiny.

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What is the similarity between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Someone is loosing a trailer.

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.