When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"

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Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?

I don't know. It was an inside joke.

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What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream?

Sure, Bert!

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal?

GoldiLochtes