Why do elephants do well in school ?

Because they have a lot of grey matter !

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

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Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

School Jokes More School Jokes

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.