Why do elephants do well in school ?

Because they have a lot of grey matter !

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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

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Why is my algebra textbook so sad?

It has a lot of problems.

Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

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What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

Why did the piglets do badly in school?

They were all slow loiners.