Why didn't the cheese get sliced?

It was destined for grater.

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What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

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How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

Why didn't the cheese get sliced?

It was destined for grater.

Grater Jokes More Grater Jokes

Why didn't the cheese get sliced?

It was destined for grater.

Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese?

It was for the grater good.