What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What do you call a bee in the garage?

Garbage.

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have 100 dead babies in my garage