What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

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Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

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What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.