Marine Biologist Jokes

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

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What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

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Moray Jokes More Moray Jokes

What's Dean Martin's favorite eel?

That's a moray.

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

What do scientists wear?

Kelvin Klein

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer?

Because he kept calling "One Love"

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

Because he lost interest.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.