A marine biologist.
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One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale
It's a Moray."
He lost his porpoise in life.
With experi-mints!
The scientists were brainstorming.
You did that on porpoise
What's the porpoise?
hahaha hahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels
That's a Moray.
Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"
Because then it would be a foot.
A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.
A seasoned veteran.
Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge
she asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."
Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)
Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat.
