What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat