What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat