What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandles?

Philippe Philoppe

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.