What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

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Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

Gain Jokes More Gain Jokes

How do you get an anorexic to gain 25 pounds?

Marry her.

How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.