What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

Why wasn't meek mills phone working?

Because it wasn't "charged up"

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

Why do they call them the minute men?

Because they lasted a minute in battle

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.