What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

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Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

What was he charged with?

Indie-cent exposure.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.