Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?

A: To keep the swelling down.

Why is it prestigious to wear a condom?

It's a members-only jacket.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached