What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

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What do a 275lb white lady and a 275lb cinder block have in common?

A Mexican is going to lay them one day

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

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What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow

What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

Ditch Jokes More Ditch Jokes

What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?

A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park