How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

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State Jokes More State Jokes

Which state has the worst carbonated drinks?

Menace-Soda.

What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What does Jimmy Buffett's chicken say?

It's 5 o'cluck somewhere.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Where do you go to meet the best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

What happens if I put a vial in another vial and then in another vial?

It doesn't matter.

Black Life Jokes More Black Life Jokes

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

because Mace Windu nuffin

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Liquid Jokes More Liquid Jokes

What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

insolvent