How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

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State Jokes More State Jokes

What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

What's your least favorite race?

I personally can't stand 5K's

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

Black Life Jokes More Black Life Jokes

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

Liquid Jokes More Liquid Jokes

What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

insolvent

Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.