Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

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What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

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What do I do with it?

Me: "Is there a live baby in it " Him: "No." Me: "Throw it away."

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

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What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter