Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.

How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!