Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

Where did the zombie go on his night out?

To the st club.

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh