What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

A boar constrictor !

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What do you get when you cross Batman with Mountain Dew?

Dew diligance

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

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What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

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What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."