What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

A boar constrictor !

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend?

No new messages.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

What do you call a snake that studies past events?

A HISSSSStorian.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.