Coughing up someone else's phlegm
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The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!
Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.
Trying to look upset.
Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.
Grow old!
The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.
Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.
A. Nobody knows, there's no light.
A laxative.
cough* *cough*
It's never ending.
Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.
