Plastic Wrap Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

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Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

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How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

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When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

Linkin Park Jokes More Linkin Park Jokes

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Why was the magnet seeing the Psychiatrist?

Because it was bipolar.

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What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

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What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here